Hello Again

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Hello! I have been away from this blog for simply agggeesss, but that is purely because I have been uber busy with work and also a delightful course learning about how to live without oil. Yup, you heard… “Learning to live without oil”. I know how to live!!

So anyway, I am back!

However, whilst I have been away, one thing has not changed…I am still an utter shopoholic!

I have just found a delightful website full of pretty dresses… bye bye money, hello floral prints!

This time of year is stunningly awkward isn’t it? One minute it is bright sunshine, so you get out your slightly translucent pins in the hope they might catch some sun, only to be drenched in the next second by a sudden raincloud.

I have taken to wearing pretty spring dresses with a huge awkward winter coat over them… that way, I can emerge like a butterfly at the mereist hint of sun, then hide under my coat when it inevitably pours down again.

Anyway, this is just a quick post until I am back with pictures of new purchases and a lot more time!

 

Toodle Pip!

 

XOXO

 

Caviar nails & Glossy Box fake nails.

Good morning readers!

Now, I haven’t updated this in quite a while, mainly because I have been full of flu & have been curled up in my duvet surrounded by tissues and Disney films. However, I am now back to my usual cheery self and so it is time for me to actually work out what I haven’t shown you yet! So prepare for several random posts about things that have no connection but are mainly just “catching up”.

So, firstly the other day I decided I would get myself some acrylic nails, (I am a serial nail biter >.> <.<) and get decorating. However, living where I do (on the middle of a moor), this creates quite the problem as every nail bar in a 25 mile radius apparently doesn’t pick up their phone. However, I have now found a little place in a local village and am booked in for an appointment on the 5th November. As a serial nail biter, I hate people seeing my nails and tutting. So, wish me luck, eh?

Then luckily, my Glossy Box arrived and I had an alternative to use until then! Fake nails by imPRESS! Yay!

Now, these are supposedly simple, you make sure you get the right sizes for your nails and peel off the back and stick them on! “Fabulous!” However, as with all of these fake nails, if you are doing anything more strenuous than watching a film, they tend to ping off. So, not the thing to wear when you have to make dinner, feed a horse and then write a letter. Botheration. However, before the epic ping-off of October ’13, I did have fun with my nails!

IMG_0890I do love how natural these nails looked though. They were not only really easy to fit to my nails, as there were many options to choose from, but then they looked natural which is something that I definitely look for in fake nails! I cannot bear really square, chunky fake nails that look unnatural, I prefer subtle ones, that are rounded and much less in-your-face. If I want to make them shocking, then I shall paint them a bright colour, thank you very much!

Anyway, I decided that I would try out my Caviar nail effect on my own nails this time, or rather my own FAKE nails. I have to say, this is one of the funnest things to do! It sounds stupid but it is! It is very easy to do, you just have to coat your nails in a base colour, then pour the beads onto them, making sure there are not too many gaps, and bam! You have yourself some very posh looking nails! It is best to put a top coat on them as otherwise the beads tend to come off. The only downside is that some beads lose their colour after you putting a top coat on them, but I have found the ones I use from MUA don’t. So – there is a recommendation!

IMG_0900 The beads that I used are by MUA and can be found here linkity-linkity-link. I love this colour because it looks like the classic red nail polish but then as you look closer, it is so much cooler! Until the sneaky little nails pinged off, I got lots of nice comments from friends about them!

One thing that might combat the fact that these fake nails ping off, is just getting yourself some fake nail glue to keep handy. The little tubes of glue that are quite small and would easily fit in your handbag. This isn’t ideal to be honest, but is better than having to put up with nine fab looking nails and one mangled looking one!

Bring on the 5th of Nov, not only for the fireworks, but also so I can get my nails all prettied! YAY! I am getting more and more excited just thinking about it!

Anyway, from the home of a nail-biting crazed person ~ I big you adieu, until next time! xx

And for my next trick..

And for my next trick..

Hello everyone! No, that make up isn’t by myself, but the model is me! The makeup is by a wonderful makeup artist going by “MTU” on purple port!
I am just popping by to say I have been thinking deviously about new blog topics and sorting out my many boxes of make up, so this evening there should be a brand new post! YAY!
Now, I must scurry back to work! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t till then,

Millie xoxo

The Glossy Box

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Okay, so if you go not know what a “Glossy Box” is, might I suggest that you shuffle your bum in the direction of this here link?

A short summary: A glossy box is an amazing box which turns up at your door every month for £10. It is full of goodies that you might like to try! All samples of new and exciting things that your friends will probably not have. So, this is ace for trying out things that you wouldn’t actually buy yourself, in an affordable way and of course, you get a snazzy box too!

Warning: You will suffer from a nervous reaction of pouncing on the person delivering it. It is too good to wait for. 

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As you see in the above box, I got myself some very snazzy things. Let’s go through them shall we?

Okay, so the make up remover pen. Do you find that after a while of wearing eyeliner, it travels down your face? Yup, this is very handy. SURE, you could use a make up wipe but this is more exciting to be honest. Also, it is handy to put in your bag and comes with more tips so once you ruin one utterly with your panda eyes, there are more to replace it! YAY!
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Next, some hair product. This is kind of a different thing for each person isn’t it, some people’s hair likes one thing, others like another. So, let’s just say this did wonders to mine and smelt yummy!

We also have some eyelash curlers. Okay, who else feels ever so slightly like this is actually a torture device waiting to happen? I cannot count the number of times that I have accidentally pinched my skin whilst trying to get eyelashes like a giraffe. I have to say – this is what all those snazzy mascara’s are for.  They can lift and curl and make your eye lashes go all giraffe like without use of these medieval torture methods. So, I am afraid – in my humble little opinion, eye lash curlers are not an essential for me.

Then we also have some face cream. Now, I had a lovely experience when I went to House of Fraser once. A lady pounced on me to do my make up then pronounced I drank too much tea as I have uber dry skin (tut!). Now, as I am a tea-aholic and will not be giving up my yummy beverage even if I become a dried out husk, I seek out shiny alternative methods. Moisturise Moisturise Moisturise! Now, I am not going to lie, I forget to do this half the time but in theory I have the kit for it. I suggest something like this from Benefit . Okay, so it is uber expensive, but then again it does actually last a long time, I use two squeegies a go (aka not a huge amount) and, seriously, SOFT FACE TIME.

Anyway, enough discussion over my skin and soft face!

Check out Glossy Box, and tell me your thoughts! Hope you like it as much as I do!

Millie xxo

Dear Reader…

Dear Reader...

Firstly, this blog is NOT going to be your usual make up blog. Usually people doing make up blogs are a) utterly stunning b) utterly amazing at make up or c) can wield mascara like some sort of god.
Let me inform you now, I am none of those. I am the kind of girl who gets clumpy eyelashes, once almost frazzled hair with hair straighteners and has the finesse of an enraged panda when trying to do ANYTHING with liquid eyeliner.

So, if you are looking for finesse, might I suggest that you turn away now. However, if you are looking for everyday drama involving make up… step right in, would you like some tea?

(Pictured:Dior goodies that will be spoken about in a later blog post. For now, just enjoy the picture.)